Joke Of The Day: Upgrading Your Intelligence

Patient is consulting with his doctor....

A mid-level corporate executive who was disappointed - by once again being passed over for promotion - decided to take the modern and proactive approach to solving his problems. If his own creativity and intelligence were holding him back, then he would just have to [hopefully] raise his I.Q. another 20 points. After all, modern medicine can do almost anything these days....

Finding out about a highly recommended medical center - which specializes in brain transplants, modifications, and upgrades - he set up an appointment to undergo the rigorous physical and psychological testing. Meanwhile, after this massive battery of tests, the doctor tells him that he is definitely an acceptable candidate for the new medical procedure. He's ecstatic.

"That's great!" the executive said. "But I understand that this procedure can also be really expensive."

"Yes, sir, it certainly can," the doctor replied. For instance:

• "One ounce of an Accountant's brain, costs one thousand dollars."
• "One ounce of an Economist's, costs two thousand."
• "One ounce of a Corporate President's, costs forty-five thousand."
• "And one ounce from a Democrat, can even cost seventy-five thousand dollars...."

"Seventy-Five Thousand Dollars! For just one single ounce of A Democrat's Brain? How can you possibly charge so much for Brains 'from Democrats?'"

The doctor replied: "Do you have any idea, how many Democrats that we have to kill, to make just that one ounce? Luckily, however, they always seem to believe us - when we offer them Free Nationalized Healthcare....